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Schindler's List, with the e and d popping out and rotating into Schin3lDr's List.

Schindler's List, with the e and d popping out and rotating into Schin3lDr's List.

I would watch an entire movie of people pissing on Zac Efron.

I would watch an entire movie of people pissing on Zac Efron.

AV Club Disaster 2012

AV Club Disaster 2012

That's it, I'm naming my next record "Poop Rhymes"

More like "Star Bores", amirite?

How else will you know if she's pretty on the inside?

At least it's better than the last movie called The Avengers.

Or when Donald Fagan uses a sex toy.

Or when members of New Order decide to get a pizza.

Brown Bunny 2: Electric Inuenndofororalsexaloo….

The correct response:
"I predict this show will suck lots

Dakota Fanning is 18 now, so it's okay to mention the filthy, filthy things you would do to her.

I wish that would happen to my ex, who hasn't aged a day in 10 years- she still looks a bit like the love child of Penelope Cruz and Anne Hathaway. Plus, her mom still has it going on in her 50s.

New Adventures in Ho-Re

Limp Bizkit fans are a rung below even juggalos in the pop culture caste system. At least ICP is relevant SOMEWHERE (in your dingier trailer parks).

That's nothing. My old school electro hip-hop station suddenly started playing "Faithfully" by Journey. Not the most elegant segue from "Jam on It".