Bad meaning good: Why are you dating a 12 year old boy?
Bad meaning bad but good: Why are you dating a hipster d-bag?

They have the internet now. They have pictures on there that you can masturbate to.

Maybe you can get Liam Neeson to punch her in the face.

I would enjoy having a date with that Aubrey Plaza.

I'm sure somewhere, somebody still has a cassingle of "Cleopatra's Cat".

Last week a new Guided by Voices track was the free download on iTunes. All of the reviews were along the lines of "Um heLlO thiS iZ jus nOYse n d wurDZ dont mAke cEnts." This is why we can't have nice things.

Now you've gone and fucked things up, like you always do.

I thought it was an "ever changing" world in which he lives in.

She's a big talent. I'll bet she brings in some fat attendance figures.

Wait Wait, Don't Cum in My Face

It's unfathomable that at any point someone heard a Bush song and thought "This is distinctive enough that I will listen to this instead of other music"

Actually none of the recent EA games come with manuals.

I still am shocked that "Pumped up Kicks" is a huge mainstream hit. I got stuck listening to pop radio this summer and it was jarring hearing Adele-Gaga-Adele-Adele-Katy Perry- auto tuned song about shawtys-Subtle, catchy song about school shootings.

Yeah, well that's just like, your opinion.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Labias are obviously the enemy in the Top Gun universe.

Billy Ocean??

If you've written a hit song in the past 30-40 years, you might want to stay indoors tomorrow.

It's more like Yacht Rock for the working class.  "Beat-up Pontiac Rock" perhaps.

Red Hot Chili Peppers.