Your girlfriend sounds kinda slow.

@Ghaleon. I loved Lunar when I had it on the Sega CD. I tried playing it a few years ago, but between the Bill Clinton jokes and that cutscene with Nall going "ALEX, OH ALEX!!" I just couldn't do it. Maybe the PSP remake is a bit less grating?

I remember some games got extremely lazy and just asked you to type in "x word in y line on page z" Way to keep it real folks.

I went crazy about 6 years ago and started collecting PS1 games. It's probably the most interesting era of videogames and sort of parallels the single-screen arcade days in that developers were suddenly given an entirely new set of parameters and since nobody knew what the hell they were doing, they just went nuts.…

The Go-Betweens have been my favorite band since I was about 18. I finally saw them in 2005 in Chicago. My friend and I got to town early and decided to head to the Abbey Pub (where they were playing) to grab a bite to eat. We walk in, and there's Grant Mclennan sitting at the bar while Robert Forster was at a table…

GOZIRRA!!!

7th/8th grade? Fuck I'm old.

Racist

I prefer to just read a few paragraphs, then delete the rest.

How awesome it would be for your posts to have a lesbian scene.

Stage 5 CancerAIDS: You have until right now to live.

Hipsters mourned
Now who are bands going to turn to when they want to make their album sound like "The Soft Bulletin" (when they don't understand they're making their album sound like "Deserter's Songs")?

I used to love this band
until I saw them live at Lollapalooza last year. They are fucking terrible live… nearly their entire performance was sequenced.

I'm sure you'd get a lot of groupie pussy being in Nickelback.

Is that the fat guy from Hangover?

This Christmas it's
Chuck D as Santa Claus
Flava Flav as Hank the Elf
Terminator X as Rudolph
and
Professor Griff as The Abominable Menorah Extinguisher
in
Bring the Toys

Lazy band names
Are they going to do a double bill with Hockey?

May I?

Haven't there been like 5 Family Guy episodes with that plot?

I didn't want to get up from my computer, weld spikes and shit to my race car, and mow through packs of pedestrians at 240 mph before, but I do now. Thanks Joel.