I wouldn't mind a few more scenarios where Louie gets punched in the face and his head breaks a window

If Claire doesn't loosen up a bit this year I'm just not going to be able to do it. The Shrill, raspy, uptight thing.. It's over for me.

If Claire doesn't loosen up a bit this year I'm just not going to be able to do it. The Shrill, raspy, uptight thing.. It's over for me.

GRITTY REBOOT

GRITTY REBOOT

Well it's obviously a social networking sort of thing with a link into the GPS that provides the location of people in your area willing to provide a cock-slap at any given time.

Well it's obviously a social networking sort of thing with a link into the GPS that provides the location of people in your area willing to provide a cock-slap at any given time.

What should I wear at a micro-financing summit in Kuala Lumpur with Bono and Nelson Mandela?

I just assumed those commercials were for the iPhone as Apple is usually the culprit for cock-slappingly heavy handed marketing gimmicks.

I just assumed those commercials were for the iPhone as Apple is usually the culprit for cock-slappingly heavy handed marketing gimmicks.

Restrained Jubilation

Restrained Jubilation

Russel Brand. No.

Russel Brand. No.

None of these chicks is really all that sexually desirable. They ought to think about bringing in a hottie like Zoey Deschannel or Jenny Lewis to front this thing.

None of these chicks is really all that sexually desirable. They ought to think about bringing in a hottie like Zoey Deschannel or Jenny Lewis to front this thing.

This album should've been a pretty solid EP. 

This album should've been a pretty solid EP. 

I did see Ice Age 4 and it did take away just a little bit more of my life essence

I did see Ice Age 4 and it did take away just a little bit more of my life essence