I've heard nailing your dick to your asshole always works as a distraction from immediate issues.

Boston sports in general are kind of a crazy fucking mess right now.

In the minds and dreams of all your fans, you still exist.

I don't know how they do things in Socialist-Fascist Russia, but here in the good ol' USA you can hyphenate/suffixate/suffocate whatever the fuck you want because FREEDOM

Well, I know awards should be taken with a grain of salt, but "good" is a very broad term as well.  It's really just completely unnecessary to try and argue that they were never good.  Maybe Kobe isn't really good any more, maybe they're both overrated or they suck at certain aspects, but they are generally considered…

None's wrong.  None.

The question isn't whether they are the best defenders in the game.  It is "Are [they] considered good defenders?"  The answer is "yes".  What is evidence of this consideration?  People giving them awards for being good defenders.

If Anna Kendrick started doing voicework for Hanna Barbera cartoons, then gay married and subsequently gay divorced Hannah Montana, then married Alexei Karenin, she would be Hannah Barbera's Anna Montana-Kendrick-Karenina.

While perusing the 'nets, I ended up at this random disc golf site where there is apparently a lot of hostility toward Happy Endings for making fun of disc golf in an episode (even though it didn't really):

Lebron James: 5 x All-Defensive First Team
Kobe Bryant: 9 x All-Defensive First Team, 3 x All-Defensive Second Team

@avclub-ec6e411553d04950c3225c1fbdc8d116:disqus None of those are true believers.

No, you misoverstand.  It's 7 people per timeline from the perspective of each timeline, for 7x7x7 = 343 total reviews.

Bill Reed

I like to think of Anna Karenina (2012) as the definitive and most historically accurate edition of the story, right down to the spoken English and the depiction of late 19th century Russia as simply a series of theater stages.

Innovation, thy name is Facebook.

Okay, using my powers of intuition…this one is clearly a transgendered male transvestite trapped in cisgendered heterosexual female's mind, which in turn is trapped in a genderless grey alien's computational simulation of the universe.

Fuck yeah.  Intuition/massively-parallel-neural-networks-processing-decades-of-memories-to-produce-heuristic-and-probabilistic-assumptions-that-are-ostensibly-irrational at work.

She's right, "lifes" is the you (familiar) form of the verb "lifer", which means "to be imprisoned for life".

Eh, that sounds like bullshit on Weiner's part.  It's clearly unclear.

6 seasons of Mad Men apparently flew over this dude's head.