Having heard about the show's batshittiness, I was ready to believe.

BOY (shy): Will you go on a date with me?

Sorry dude, but you clearly haven't watched enough indie movies if you don't think worm-pig-flower life cycles intimately linked to the greater tapestry of human sociology are a tired indie cliche by now.

Stop sucking and it'll get better.

John Edwards…the US Senator?

I wonder if it's some sort of obscure joke…

For some reason I completely missed Paul Rudd's cameo in This is the End.  Does anyone remember which scene he was in?

Well, I hate him.  I don't know anything about him other than the fact his first name is Chuck and his last name is Jones.  But it's enough.

Yes, but where/why are you even watching them?  It's 2013!

…I guess you have some real fucking shit going on then.

It could be, but I have no interest in figuring it out.

Only thing I can find when looking for Maniac is this completely incomprehensible review of a 2002 "homevideo" (whatever the fuck that means) by Phipps.  Not his best work.

Chuck Jones?  How have you watched enough Tom and Jerry to differentiate the eras?

Let me guess: They didn't let you watch X-Men because it was too gay.

Sports rage is awesome.  I don't even care about hockey that much, but I'm ready to kill and eat so many birds of prey right now.

What the fuck?!

Give me his address and I'll find out how he feels about gore and death and killing and refrigerators. I will introduce him to "Hannibal".

I advise against that.  She's probably no good as a side.  Vegans tend to be too gamey, it'd be like eating flavorless jerky.

She just has hyper-empathy, kind of like Will Graham, only less interesting and more crazy.

Um…read it again, but this time for real.