First off, the legal drinking age of 21 in the US is ridiculous and should be broken.

Did you watch through the first two seasons or did you just jump in for fucking fun?

They will be taken care of during the Great Purge of 201x.

Well, I stole it from Zach Gallifreynakis.

Before Midnight - A-
Iron Man 3 - B+
Warm Bodies - B
Star Trek into Darkness - B
Side Effects - B
Ounce, The Great and Powerful - C-
Jack the Giant Slayer - C-

Most of your 20s?  Holy shit you're old.  That makes you at least 90!

Criminal Minds

Actually, the opposite is true.  They're using several different actresses, all of whom are identical siblings, to play one character who has multiple personalities.

The restraint and sympathy is admirable, but I will still be referring to them as Gipshit and Puckface.

No, fuck NBC pulling it together!  As long as all of NBC's shows keep tanking, we could conceivably reach six seasons AND A GODDAMN MOVIE!

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I'm not really sure what you mean by "reigning in" the plot.  The show isn't really grounded in reality, but it never tried to be.  On the other hand, it's not as "batshit insane" as you think it is (although maybe your definition of batshit insane is different from mine).

Well, to be fair they were mainly criticizing Todd's writing style, which I think Todd should definitely have gotten thick skin for by now.

Well, this time I did give a warning.

Funny thing is, my first choice was worse, but I thought it might be a little much to surprise someone with.

You mean: The Doctor's Wife, aka the episode that reduced River Song to just a device in service to the Doctor

Two can play at this game.

It's all relative.  The reason why it got twice as many viewers as peak-Big Bang Theory is because America had about ten times the population back then.

Don't give it to her.  Some lines should not be crossed and use of the word "haz" is one of them.

Which parts?