Oh, don't get me started.

Oh, don't get me started.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing the other day.

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing the other day.

Now, let's get cracking on Cablevision vs. Tribune, the owner of The CW outlet in NYC (ch. 11, WPIX, which has been missing from Cablevision's Optimum service for about two months now). I don't really care about CW's programming, but I miss the sitcom reruns.

Now, let's get cracking on Cablevision vs. Tribune, the owner of The CW outlet in NYC (ch. 11, WPIX, which has been missing from Cablevision's Optimum service for about two months now). I don't really care about CW's programming, but I miss the sitcom reruns.

Yes! Actually, I thought it was someone else until she started talking.

Yes! Actually, I thought it was someone else until she started talking.

He was terrible in the "Dark Shadows" reboot when he was a kid. Terrible. (OK, he got better.)

He was terrible in the "Dark Shadows" reboot when he was a kid. Terrible. (OK, he got better.)

Tig's stalker is going to be pissed. 

Tig's stalker is going to be pissed. 

I'm with you on that.

I'm with you on that.

Dmitry is totally getting screwed. It's really perplexing.

Dmitry is totally getting screwed. It's really perplexing.

Mr. Nixon: Um, no.

Mr. Nixon: Um, no.

There's a wistful ballad by the pop duo Swan Dive called "That Hat," about stealing a hat from a department store. (Co-written by Bill DeMain and Jill Sobule.)

There's a wistful ballad by the pop duo Swan Dive called "That Hat," about stealing a hat from a department store. (Co-written by Bill DeMain and Jill Sobule.)