And it's not even them having sex as different political figures - IIRC, they're *kissing* like different political figures.

Exactly, it's coded.  Ron and Tom can straight up get laid, but with Leslie it's sugarcoated.

I really enjoyed Young's first piece (the "dogs playing poker" inspired one) but it's been a precipitous drop ever since.

I generally don't like the sappy episodes of Parks and Rec either.  When you can see how they're going to tie the episode together with a sentimental bow, that's the worst.  I don't have a problem with Ben and Leslie's relationship in concept, but in practice it suffers because it's too Cute.  They do adorable things…

Not a perfect episode but I am totally using the phrase "hangs dong" from now on.

Iron Sheik?

So it's a cross between a bar mitzvah and a Dothraki wedding.  Good call.

Were this Reddit, that Simon picture would be perfect for an image macro, but sadly I don't know what meme could possibly fit.

Are all Quinceneras this awesome?  I'd imagine that you'd have to deal with the brattiness and the dancing and some other crap, but if you get a kickass Mexican food buffet and a cake, then I gotta start making friends with more Hispanics asap.  I gotta get my hands on some tres leches cake too because after reading…

Morimoto, obviously.  Maybe Batali.  Under no circumstances: Cat Cora.

I like Hugh but he'll only be doing mop-up duty anyway.  Remember how Anthony Bourdain was a guest judge on All-Stars and he hardly ever showed up?  And ditto with Eric Ripert on DC?  I expect Emeril to be featured a lot more than Hugh.

Yeah, even though I don't think that comment was meant as a swipe towards Gail, I am on Team Gail 100% and couldn't care less about Padma.

Erin's delivery of the "Pecker Poker" line was maybe the best single reading of NBC's night.

I think it could work.  Fix the Simon plotline in the first season, and some of the timeline problems in the second season (again a Simon thing - I like the character but the way he moves the story along doesn't work sometimes).  Also, now US viewers could understand what American Kelly is saying.  And you could still…

One American reviewer said it was the Brit equivalent of a "south-LA-Latina gangster."