If the pinky made masturbation much more stimulating than PIV sex then a case could be made for why we have it. But there's no way to test this without conducting a survey on the less-than-reliable Yakuza about what is ultimately a subjective experience.

I suppose the pinky does add a bit of extra, rewarding surface stimulation when wanking; though it sounds like it might just be the hysterectomy in your case

Well this guy knows how to milk his 10 minutes of fame all right.

The AV Club

They sounded dated then—and we liked it!

Robert Maplethorpe went in a different direction with it.

You're fantastic, Mister. My hero!

And drone parties need a DJ spinning some tunes as well.

This is a trial run for the Star Trek economy.

"Explosive diarrhea!"

No no no no, dude—you're in White Castle!

In these STD-filled times, you're not so likely to have a dick that's all about the disposable contacts.

Don Rickles knows an opportunity to bust some dummy's chops when he sees it!

I used to jam a little bag of this in a used 500 ml plastic water bottle and then fill with room temperature water, maybe two bottles like that, and bring them on a long drive to somewhere beautiful I might spend the day (or just drink while driving on various errands, etc.) I read it was supposed to be envigorating,…

A world away, whatever they're talking about. Something in a British accent I'm pretty sure..

This is all about scoring, I thought. All of your scores count!

Really disappointed in the comment/username synergy here.

Not for literary, melodramatic me! (For her, perhaps, yes, I suppose.)

Seriously, and don't get me started, but there's a lot to be said for just putting on something that isn't collared and maybe even long-dead, in the cultural sense. I like to do it like they do IN THE STREETS.

I hear you—a lot of passion in there, and a lot of art. And some stylish distance, and confidence, and it was something pretty new (like a lot of stuff back then). And the way he sings, "Love is so funny," is something I will never forget.