Snacklish
Snickers, America is already overweight. You don't need to exacerbate it.

Hey, that's a law-WOMAN. How dare you. So sexist, AV Club.

That's not going to destroy marriages at all…

Shit, Eddie Murphy is a sad sight. He's due for a comeback, I think, in about two years, if he doesn't fuck it up with another Norbit.

I would fuck the shit out of Seth Rogan. And Hugh Jackman.

I would fuck the shit out of Seth Rogan. And Hugh Jackman.

Fuck this shit, I want an UNO movie.

…this is probably just me coming to the party late, but Feist blew the fucking roof off when she performed 1 2 3 4 on SNL. I was on the fence at that point, and that made me a fan.

Ah, to stare at the freaks guilt free- and under the guise of sensitivity.

Oh, yes, it fucking does.

Oh, yes, it fucking does.

Hey, why no mention of Skins? That came out on DVD this week…

Does this mean…
that you're not doing your write-ups of classic Saturday Night Live anymore?

Does this mean…
that you're not doing your write-ups of classic Saturday Night Live anymore?

Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
Get over it. It wasn't that bad. You ruined Indiana Jones for yourself. That is all.

NED
I will always love you.

Cap'n EO
Methinks Captain EO is overdue for a remake.

Lessons in showbiz?
Fuck, that is bleak. This just goes to show you: Get famous. Make lots of money. Save that money. If you can't hack it after turning thirty, go back to college and do the world a favor.