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Maggie Smith is too popular an actress to sit around and build her schedule around GoT.  Not popular enough that movies would build their schedule around her.

TVDW is a beast.  This is like his 12th review tonight.  Sims is a slackin' mofo.

TVDW is a beast.  This is like his 12th review tonight.  Sims is a slackin' mofo.

Well statistically speaking, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

AVers are hilarious with their manic reactions to plot changes born of time limit necessity.

Since I mostly listen to hip hop:

A few nice beats on there.  Definitely a familiar sound, but Premo is the go to for classic.  Like jeans or something.

He's got some real blue eyes.  I bet he gets pussy like nothing.

Kirby Bliss Blanton?  She decided to just go with it, huh…

For some reason Dano seems like the kind of guy in need of a good cock punching.

Rutger Hauer is still banging 'em out.  He was in 10 movies last year, but I still haven't seen any newswire stories about a Blood of Heroes sequel.  Get the gang back together!

One thing you don't have to pirate is the U.S. beating Italy for the first time in history, though you might be able to hear the whistles coming from the stadium.

China is a great example of these companies not maximizing revenue.  If Fox sold a season of Prison Break for 30RMB (almost every Chinese guy I ever met had seen Prison Break), they could have made an extra $1 billion in revue.  Instead, they try to only sell it at Best Buy in Shanghai and Beijing for $50 a season

Hip hop?  On the AV club?  I thought they could only review Irish-Inca-Folk fusion with an indie punk twist.

Oh finally.  How do the writers decide who gets what movie and how did Sam Adams lose in that process?

Where the hell is the Good Deeds review?

Coincidentally, Night Stalker is one of my favorite pornos.  I remain hopeful that will also get rebooted.

Since data can be so hard to come by for current shows and advertising revenue, that might leave some space for an intrepid young journalist to ask studios for past ratings and advertising information.  This could help bridge the gap in what drives studio decisions and what viewers understand of it.  Perhaps some

Yeah, I hate that Chuck Zito woman.  She is one ragin' bitch ™.

Cut of your jib was one of the funniest moments from the Thick of It.