My weirdo go-to episode is The Prime Mover. Not a great one at all, and the protagonist is a louse, but I liked the speed of it and I loved the "They don't eat…" line that the mobster says to him about his mobster cronies.

Somewhere in a lonely bedroom
There's a guy starting to realize
That there are no more TZ reviews left for him
It's 4:50 p.m.

This is the saddest I've been at The AV Club :(

What if I cooked, cleaned, etc?

Thank you. I do think that's the most apt comparison.

Really? So if I live in a 4.3 million dollar home in New York and go to prep schools and whine about my "boring life" with my fucking trust fund ahead of me…versus you saying "Holy shit my family just lost their home because my dad's work screwed him out of worker's comp after they were directly responsible for his…

That's our Dikachunt!

Just like a real c would!

Do these assholes even know what real world interpersonal pain looks like?

Shut up, mom

GIMME BACKSTROM OR GO TO HELL!

So do I honey, so do I!

Would your wife be interested in marrying me?

Kimmy, I say Kimmy, I'm having quite the argument with my husband Jesse.

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YOUR OFF THE FORCE! I WANT YOUR GUN AND YOUR BADGE ON MY DESK!

I'm tempted. But I will not … type … it…

STOP IT! DON'T OPEN THAT DOOR!

Best thing about their pairing…

I was almost a Jeff sandwich!