Show me your third nipple!

He was just really attracted to Tom Araya.

Ha! Haha! This is hilarious.

Bzzt.

I KNOW!

Just make sure that you have a recognized disability, and you'll be an outrage hero for 15 minutes.

Your implication, HENCE MY QUOTE, was that he INTENTIONALLY did this, instead of the reality which was "Stand up!" then "Oh….shit…he's in a wheelchair, I didn't know that until now"

He intentionally did this?

"I'm not a schnook!"

" drew the entire stadium's attention to the wheelchair-bound fans to make sure they had a good reason for staying seated"

Jesus Fucking Christ Almighty, you can't be serious.

Monstrous asshole loses it meaning when you have Ted Cruz, Chris Brown, and Ray Rice running around.

Yes, that is exactly what happened.

I'm glad it wasn't Disqus improperly closing my bold tag

The video makes it seem like this:

No one would call me a Kanye West fan, let alone a defender…

When Nina said "You really turned a bad experience around and made it into something positive" about Mondo's HIV-Positive dress, our entire room full of PR watchers screamed NINA PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.

Do you mean the Beige Goddess? Because ughuhhhhuughghuhghuhhghhhuhghhh

It has to be those fucking tattoos and that goddamn Muppet face.

No no no…no need to be sorry! I just didn't follow you on Twitter, so I didn't get the scoop. That said, I do miss my fellow TZ commenters…