[knock knock] "'ello m8, this is Tumblr…you were saying something about complaining?"

No…heh! This was started as a joke account on the day that Disqus landed here on the AVClub. In a thread that mentioned Tweedy, a random poster said "Pfft, in pre-Disqus days, someone would just make a fake one-off gimmick account of Jeff Tweedy and tell you to 'go fuck yourself', but not anymore…"

Wut?

Oh, dude, I am so freaking sorry! I feel like the biggest horse's ass here. I really thought you were the same guy.

@Dictatortot:disqus - come on, buddy. You can't tease us with your Mel Gibson levels of batshit insanity but then not deliver on them.

Go on. Or are you too cowardly?

I can't wait to see the sick burns when the commentariat here find out that you are the "OMG feminine Hypergamy" Rollo.

Israel laid claim to nearly a thousand acres (400 hectares) in the Etzion settlement bloc near Bethlehem, a move which an anti-settlement group termed the biggest appropriation in 30 years and a Palestinian official said would cause only more friction after the Gaza war.

“We have long made clear our opposition to…

In honor of her death, Israel just announced that they will annex 1,000 acres of Palestinian farmland.

Ah…nothing beats fat shaming like corpse shaming!

Kudos to you for admitting that. Not too many people would have the guts to admit such a flagrant foul…

I haven't been this disgusted since they hired Malcolm Forbes to play Malcolm X!

Stop…stop…he's already dead…

I deny thee

JIMMY DOES IT AGAIN DERRR

Pfft this is so 5 minutes ago. Now we're all doing the "Flagellating Inverted Al Roker"

You'd rather Dumbass And Donkey "self-deprecating digs" over Rabin?

These puns Soothe me, they leave me Frail and Bedazzled as I Plume and Whirl. They Blew Away other Pissant pun attempts. Hello Kitty Kat's puns were sadly Obscured by a Landslide, but Starla Blue me away, as did a Girl Name Sandoz. Let's just say that La Dolly Vita left me Spaced.

We at the AVClub want a writer with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression, "let's get snarky"? Well, this is a writer who gets "snak-kay!" Consistently and thoroughly.

KIDS WILL BE PUT INTO A SPECIAL CAMP AND YOU WILL BE ARRESTED