…hey! That's the OTHER Jeff Tweedy who is posting in "Misc Romance" in your town's Craigslist…

Both things can be bad.

And shit, I thought i heard it all, but "gender police" and "poptart" ALL WITHIN THE SAME HOUR.

Damn those feminists. They are lightly warm on the outside….but of course that's just a ruse as they'll subsequently burn the roof of your mouth with their delicious gooey jelly.

I asked because he set his comment history to private

GENDER POLICE Spec Script
by
Jeff Tweedy

Was this a joke?

According to your Facebook page — it is linked through your profile — one of your favorite shows is FAMILY GUY for fuck's sake!

Word around Hollywood is that he'll really light up the screen.

This is as a good a time as any to ask you, dear Archmage:

Hey, with a heroine like her, who can blame ya!

I'll buy it!

When god metaphors a window, he symbolizes a door.

Not so bad, but what about a crusty old white guy and his sassy robot sidekick?

Too busy fighting Dr. Wily. eh?

You know, Mr. Rimbaldi, those zombie subplots were garbage! And why does Rimbaldi Juice look like Ecto-Cooler? Huh???

Hey, do you remember that time that they hired a 5 year old as a super moderator? That went well.

I'm really happy that they took the time to properly implement their audio DRM algorithm.

Mickey Rourke, pictured without makeup

Catherine Steadman is a terrific actress and should be in every movie ever made.