"hey mom hey dad yeah sports are great
if you like touching other men
but when we touch each other off the field
well this becomes a sin"

"The nice man said that he'd CGI clothes on to my body…"

Annoying White Women don't watch these shows. But in the middle of serving Rachel Ray's Frito Lay Lasagna Bites to their farting-into-the-couch husband and his "I hope nobody notice me checking out Dave's 16-year-old daughter" friends, well, brother, it better be Marie Osmond singing "God Bless America" in a neck-high…

That's why she needed the Employed Jewish Man.

Does it strike anyone as odd to live in 2014 and think that it is "ideal" to marry someone because they are Jewish?

♫ Labia Lady Tonight ♫

Also, fuck you.

"this character was a different shade of yellow in this frame versus this frame"

Yeah, how dare you bitch and moan on a site devoted to bitching and moaning!

Why do people "deserve" better roles?

"What came forth…did not live very long"

What the fuck do you think the AV Club is for other than comments like this?

Dammmmn, Amy Poehler is STILL salty over their divorce.

…

@avclub-c156902f5b20b572848be18c11634dfb:disqus Rod Serling is here…call off the search party…

I LOVE YOU

1 REM MICHELLE.BAS
2 REM "MICHELLE TANNNER SIMULATOR"
3 A$(1)="WELL DUH"
4 A$(2)="YOU GOT IT DUDE"
5 A$(3)="YOU'RE IN BIG TROUBLE MISTER"
6 A$(4) = "AW NUTS"
7 A$(5)="OH PUH-LEASE"
10 RANDOMIZE TIMER
20 I = INT(RND*5)+1
30 PRINT A$(I)
40 GOTO 10

Wait, wait, wait… check his pulse.

GREAT PUNS

No seriously, the man isn't alive anymore.