Were you drunk back then? Mega Man 2-6 used Red/Blue circles in their passwords.

Heh. heh. heh.

No.

Give each other presents and decorate a tree?

No one cared about "Sex In The City 2: Fuck Poor People, We're Entitled Rich C*nts" in Dubai, so…

Gee, Disqus Devs, I wonder how hard it would be to write a Python/Perl script to parse comments before they are posted?

YOUR PASSWORD HAS EXPIRED.

I was honest with my shuffle. Most of the video game soundtracks I own have a zillion tracks per album, hence Outrun and DD2.

I sit behind a somewhat decent Windows 7 machine as I work each day.

Unlike most Randians, he grew up.

How much do you get paid to be his PA? I don't know if enough money in the world would be worth it to have to hear him make DMX noises as he takes a shit.

Wait, Inflammable means FLAMMABLE?

That isn't MY life, mind you, but that is what I imagine you all do during the day.

This is a weird movie, because it gets really fucking dark in places, and Chicago never looked shittier as it does in this movie. Most of it looks right off of the set of Death Wish.

If I hear Ja Mo Be There one more time I'm gonna Ja Mo Burn this place to the ground!

Equal treatment would mean he'd be sitting behind a piece of shit Windows 7 machine from 8:30am to 5pm while his boss is busy masturbating in his office to pictures of the 19 year old girl that he met over the weekend.

Ding ding ding

He believes it.

Move to North Dakota and shut the fuck up. That's how you avoid it.

The cat was a goody guy in Cat's Eye. You are possibly thinking of "
Tales from the Darkside: The Movie", which was informally known as "Creepshow 3." If that is it, then it would be the story "The Cat From Hell."