Yessssssssssssssssss

Can't a robot admire his own butt?

But, but, what about "Back in the funky 70s, when the Roman Empire Reigned supreeeeem (ow, boogie, oww)"

That's one "o", Raylan. One.

And like all gritty reboots, we all repeat to ourselves: can't these filmmakers just relax?

Thanks! Just a brain issue.

She was 17, you are correct. I think they tried to play her off as a little older in the movie, but in real life she was between 16 and 17. Her parents had to sign waivers on that shit. Yuck.

And Rio features this:

OH MY FUCKING GOD Drake, you are killing us here, hah!

LONGFELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOW!

Whoa! It is getting a little hot in here.

I felt really bad for MC in this movie actually, hah. Not that he was in it, he loves "This movie paved my driveway" roles, but I felt bad for his actual character.

You'd rather catch a nice case of Herpes

Was it the piss-poor chemistry?

Drake…I'm so happy you said this…because

Smart is ok in book; sneering, not so much.

Fuck your wedding if you're too much of a snobby asshole to play Celebration by Kool And The Gang

But why even feel guilty or call them guilty? "Photograph" is a fun pop song written by seemingly decent human beings.

I know. I edited — but kept all of the original text — these comments to point out that I misunderstood, jumped the gun, and made unfair assumptions. I am sorry @disqus_tVL19paUGE:disqus