Arsenio brings up a good point. Does anyone smash through the church window on a dirt bike in this movie? I have to imagine no, because if they did the grade would automatically be at least a B.

This sounds like it has the same problems he had with "Once Upon a Time in Mexico".

Empty their chamber?
You can say "blow their load". We're not fancy around here.

If it makes you feel any better he was wearing a bow tie and suspenders while he did it.

Killer Elite
I would never suggest that anyone should remake any Sam Peckinpah movie, but a John Woo version of "Killer Elite" might actually be good. The original has some good parts; mostly the gritty, tough-guy characterization that Peckinpah brings to most of his movies. And it does have Robert Duvall facing…

Genevieve…
You've got a nice "Rhoda" thing going on there. I like it.

Um, Josh…?
What are you doing to that bee?

But…
It's not as much fun to make comments in a book. Usually nobody responds.

Sequels to Sawbuck favorites
One-Button Arthur

Monty Python
This is probably too absurd to be really discomfort anyone anymore, but when I was a kid this was probably the first example of discomfort comedy I ever came across. It does still pack a bit of a punch.

Triumph
I usually have a pretty low tolerance for comedy interviews with unwitting people on the street with one big exception.

Superdeformed, you shouldn't be so careless with your firsties. The next thing you know some commenter is going to shoot your Uncle Ben and throw your girlfriend off the Brooklyn Bridge.

Fail looks like a firstie.

So what's the story behind the game (allegedly) getting this gamespot reviewer axed?

Roman Polanski had the same reaction to this announcement.

Could we throw Michael Phelps in there, too?

Even though I'm sure it's not the case I like to imagine that Keith drew that naked-lady picture himself.

Europe?
Leonard, when you begin an article with THE FINAL COUNTDOWN you condemn your readers to having that song stuck in their head for the remainder of their time reading the article.

Her dark secret?
Insider trading.

The bolognese sauce is made of people.