My favorite is when buying at the ticket window of the venue and they add a convenience/handling/processing charge. You would think actually appearing at the place to get the tickets would be enough for them to not charge it, since the people selling the tickets work there.  I guess doing their job an inconvenience…

Unsung by Helmet.  Downloading with dial-up, it would would have been quicker to go to the store and buying the cd, which I did anyway.