Lily Collins…..oh wait you said top…I just got distracted by eyebrows…

Lily Collins…..oh wait you said top…I just got distracted by eyebrows…

Would you ask Michael Bay that question?

Would you ask Michael Bay that question?

No worries….Jodie Foster shaves her….

No worries….Jodie Foster shaves her….

Slowly….

TELL ME TO GET SOME SLEEP ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL EAT YOU UP!

TELL ME TO GET SOME SLEEP ONE MORE TIME AND I'LL EAT YOU UP!

You certainly would be if I was riding you…wait…what…

You certainly would be if I was riding you…wait…what…

I came then pissed on you…

I came then pissed on you…

Well, I hope you are able to cope with it…keep a stiff…..um..nevermind

Well, I hope you are able to cope with it…keep a stiff…..um..nevermind

So would you if you couldn't bang Zooey D any more…

So would you if you couldn't bang Zooey D any more…

And Ryan Adams' retarded cousin…

And Ryan Adams' retarded cousin…

I don't even want to know how O'Neal found that lovely Etsy item…