"Nelsons"?

I find this version of "Westermarck" irresistible. https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Hey, she's not some petty pickpocket! She's a drug-addled shoplifter.

AV Club readers like to nerd out on stuff. Why not food, too?

Amen. Grill your veggies.

Sorry, it's not just the taste. I can't handle the tomatoes. Maybe a roasted red pepper sauce, or something with brown sugar?

Don't like = don't click

You lost me at ketchup. What would be a good substitute?

Mephisto retconned it out of the movies.

Star of "Slither" and other entertainments.

"Jesus hasn't returned my phone calls, like, ever, and he keeps declining my Facebook friend requests."

Mother, May I Kidnap My Stepson from Danger?

I assume David ran afoul of the local Craft Brewers Collective by using adjuncts, so he skipped town to dodge an angry mob of Gose-swilling, ukelele-playing beardos.

Expand your mind and learn to play the fuckin' juice harp.

I'm playing as Drew. Thomas Barbusca fuckin' rules.

He saved her. Man, it would have been a much different movie if Baby's dad was the abortionist…

"which is to say they’re also baseball and American manufacturing: powerful cultural forces of yesterday, reduced to laughingstocks and bargaining chips today"
Baseball is indeed a laughingstock. A huge, multi-billion dollar laughingstock that attracts millions of fans each year. Ha ha.

Despite this dangerous stunt, he still wasn't able to shake Boba Fett.

It's not his fault! He was manipulated by Moira MacTaggart after he was de-aged, or some other sort of bullshit.

Oh, there it is.