"Pilsner actually takes a better brewer than an IPA because there’s nowhere to hide flaws." Amen to this! With a pilsner, you can't just use layers and layers of hops to conceal your shitty brewing processes.

MoneyBART is one of the only latter-year Simpsons episodes that I would place alongside the greats.

Homer gets drunk on Yuengling, Marge spends $50 on a folding chair at the only hardware store in town, episode ends.

Scioscia nailed his part, though. "Can't…lift…arm…or…speak…at…normal..rate."

You didn't say "good flavor…"

His money and his time.

I find that idea interesting.

Teutonic Zeus

Ugh, so it is. That's what I get for not reading the entire article. Your scorn is justified.

"I'll never have another Budweiser again!" *cracks open a Bud Light*

The best toy from The Phantom Menace was the dancing Jar Jar Binks. I still have that godawful thing.

You are wrong. It's the opposite. Marriage allows "privately freaky" women to calm down and not have to be so "privately freaky" to impress their boyfriends. There's a period of unfettered freakiness for a couple of years. Then kids and age set in, and you just don't have the energy for so much freakiness anymore,…

The holy trinity.

When my first son was born, Placebo's "Pure Morning" was in heavy rotation on the local alternative radio station. My wife and I had our alarms set to wake us up every three hours to feed the newborn, and at least 75% of the time, I was awakened to that repetitive riff and the singer bleating "A friend in need's a…

That sucks. KC is generally a friendly town.

Grew up in Wichita, went to Washburn for a year, graduated from KU, now in KC, so I've had my share of experience with shitty Kansas towns. Topeka is a strip club with a capitol building in the middle of it. Lawrence is fun. KC is finally big enough to start being truly fun.

Disappointed they aren't calling it "Ghost Ghys."

Clearly, you've never been to Topeka.

"These questions are not addressed by the film itself…"
You don't say.

So he's Yondu.