The Baroness finally got contact lenses.

That bit about the Polish woman is vintage Patton. Glad to see he's back and able to do what he has always done best - turn pain into laughter.

Agree. Lego Movie is a masterpiece.

The post-credits "Adam and his spoons" bit is a work of genius. Best voice-over delivery from non-actors ever.

OK, take a poke at my word choice. Fair enough. It doesn't get you off the hook. You're still the one blaming the women. In my opinion, at least.

Actually, by insinuating that their chosen behavior is ridiculous, you are.

Nothing is. Fucking Catalina Wine Mixer.

I would call it "lukewarm." There are some funny bits, but it's really more of a dramatic, coming-of-middle-age story.

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Also concerned: the Wichita Wings.

Yeah, "playing"

Deep cut. Well played.

*mmm ho hey yeah chuh*

Superheroes are committed to smashing the shit out of any nearby glass when they could disable any thug with a simple gut punch. Don't worry, I rectify this ongoing problem in my new graphic novel "Commander Gut Punch and the Gut Punch Bunch," available now on eBay and etsy.

I agree. Words mean what they mean; misuse shouldn't change meaning.

Ralph Cifaretto
Lots of other great ones from The Sopranos.

Applejack from "Bottle Rocket"

TJ O'Pootertoot is from The Ben Stiller Show. Did UCB use that name, too?

You, sir or madam, seem hard to please.

*Bleep bleeep bloop bleep bloop* TURN DOWN FOR WHAT?