The problem is that most folks who are rich truly believe they deserve it, and most folks who are poor truly believe they don't deserve it.

Tommy Lister? Ugh. How far you've fallen.

None of you should stop watching the show, reading comments, or posting comments. These exchanges are just too much fun.

The real message here is that Avengers: EMH is the best version of the Avengers.

Better.

I thought Sean O'Neal reported that Asa Butterfield died of the consumption way back in ought-six, and his Pa buried him under the old elm tree up on Copperpot Hill.
EDIT - Gol-durnit, I got my facts wrong. I been a bit addlepated since Farmer Brown's mule Ernestine kicked me that time.
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What if they hire Poochie?

That's not for us to decide, Patrick.

Leaving them alone allows you to direct your energy at things that really matter.

OUTSIDE! OUTSIDE! OUTSIDE, EVERYBODY, OUTSIDE! Line up everybody…etc.

Cockroach.

Why feed this troll? It seems pretty clear that the "manosphere" is just a desperate bid for attention.

Start.

The only real, lasting impacts of Secret Wars were Spidey's black costume > Venom and Magneto's first lurches towards reformation. Beyond that, meh.

I love that entire sketch, but my favorite part is when he receives the gigantic fork and spoon and gives them just a brief glance, because as weird as they are, they're only about the seventh-weirdest thing he's seen.

Sir Simon and Hecubus
Bobby Terrence vs. The Devil

Wait, he fought to *keep* the dream sequences? Ugh. Confusatron.

His charged line reading of "He's no good to me dead" enchanted the nation, nay, the world.

Tell me more. And tell it slowly.

Hey, you, let's fight!