No mention of erections? You're slipping.

Here is something inexplicable the Commodores did.
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

Superchunk. When I was in college, they sounded to me like just another low-rent, snot-nosed punk band. Two years ago, I decided to give them another try (thanks, AV Undercover), and I realized how stupid I had been. Yes, Superchunk recorded some sloppy punk, but the majority of their songs are amazing, well-crafted…

Wrong. You have never been wronger. Your wrongitude is astounding.

The aforementioned "red flag."

Especially since it was broken from the inside, and thus would never stand up as evidence that Dickie was breaking and entering.

The fact that any of the songs listed here got anything over a C makes me think pop culture is in a sad, shitty state.

Homer Simpson eating that sandwich.

How long have you had this problem?

Definitely the hottest Ms. Havisham since Joan Hickson.

Pink-mohawked, hockey-gear-wearing, gasoline-hoarding road thugs.

If by "pathetic" you mean "perfect," then you are correct. It's exactly the kind of thing the character would do.

Barry Bostwick? Albert Finney?

Too late. Too late. Too late. TOO LATE!

Deus ex machina was the whole point of the series, from beginning to end.

I didn't like her in the comics. Something about "black lady lawyer who has a katana because she studied fencing and so she's a ninja too" kind of took me out of the story.

Think less "zombie slave master" and more "inexplicable ninja." It's a ridiculous character.

"I just solved a big case of murder" speaks to Carrey's usual schlock in that the writing in those movies is usually so terrible, with little regard given to the script, that even obviously bad grammar could make it into the final cut.

"A big case of murder" is better, though.

I saw them on SNL, and they were just awful. The sound was messy and their stage presence was annoying.