"Every 15- and 16-year-old actress should be blessed enough to have Peter
Bogdanovich there to guide them toward subtlety and kindness and…" his COCK.

Word.  And I'll throw in "Dawned on Me" and "Whole Love" in there as well.

Allmusic's review gives it what I consider its proper due, 4 1/2 stars, summing it up like this:

No doubt.  How can a legitimate review of this record not even mention Art of Almost?

This was a disappointing review.  I'm pretty surprised that the reviewer puts it in the same weight class as Wilco (the Album).  I liked that record okay (maybe a B effort); this one succeeds wildly on a whole other level of ambition and execution.  I've had it on heavy rotation for a week, and now that it's had time…

Yeah, like some people say Cezanne is some kind of genius.  But I'm like, "meh."

Good point.  I just meant that I bet this guy's little reptilian brain has spent the last two decades getting off on the fact that he got away with this horrible crime.  And now that's over, because he couldn't stop himself from being a stupid ass punk vandal.  And I bet that drives him nuts.  And anything that drives…

A satisfying aspect of this is that he actually got away with it, and then blew it by getting caught for vandalism.  I hope that, and the prison rats, eat at him until he's a very old man.

The Asian dude next to Miles from Murphy Brown
was Alan Muraoka, who succeeded Mr. Hooper as the owner of Mr. Hooper's store on Sesame Street.

I assume Han has Chewie's anal region shaved. Our groomer does this for our Wookie-like dog. There's been no shit-matting whatsoever, and our passenger seats have remained unsoiled.

@ Matt A: I think a mere play-by-play recap, consisting of nothing more than, "Larry did this. Then Larry did that . . .", would inspire pretty much the same amount of vitriol. I give Kenny credit — he certainly didn't mail it in. But the whole tone and content of it reminded me so much of the sort of workshop…

Dude, chicks dig my caustic takedowns of inept television comedy recaps. Or maybe it's my impressive skiing ability they're responding to. Either way, I'm doing fine.

Is Kenny Herzog for real?
This is the most hilariously overwrought AV Club recap I've ever read. In addition to the incomprehensible second paragraph, I loved this: