I'm gonna be pissed if Dawes doesn't play the staff ball…

I was an Obama 2012 staffer, which makes this comment more awesome.

I was an Obama 2012 staffer, which makes this comment more awesome.

Wouldn't Yelp or Hotels .com make the entire plot of Psycho impossible?

Wouldn't Yelp or Hotels .com make the entire plot of Psycho impossible?

We now truly live in the Dawsest Timeline… I've had to avoid the comments section lately due to my affiliation with a PAC committed to electing pro-Laurel Canyon Sound politicians. Now that we control every level government, all who dislike Dawes will be sent to Gitmo, or have their taxes go up like 3%, or get…

We now truly live in the Dawsest Timeline… I've had to avoid the comments section lately due to my affiliation with a PAC committed to electing pro-Laurel Canyon Sound politicians. Now that we control every level government, all who dislike Dawes will be sent to Gitmo, or have their taxes go up like 3%, or get…

Are we truly the albino crocodiles who look back into the abyss of Mr. Cruises filmography?

Are we truly the albino crocodiles who look back into the abyss of Mr. Cruises filmography?

Spin it, Sam. Spin 'As Time Goes By (Tiesto 1940 Rave ReMix).'

Spin it, Sam. Spin 'As Time Goes By (Tiesto 1940 Rave ReMix).'

"Jessie… We need to start churning again"

"Jessie… We need to start churning again"

You Didn't Cook That!

You Didn't Cook That!

So… none of these scientists have listened to Dawes?

So… none of these scientists have listened to Dawes?

"tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the spinning of this hideous disc!"

"tear up the planks! — here, here! — it is the spinning of this hideous disc!"

Kill Rosie Larsen or GTFO!