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It made me cry when the Taliban messed up Zach Efron's perfect bangs.

I for one can't wait to get the #1 selling Skrillex country album in 30 years.

your aunt's house

Dawes is merely testing our faith… If we continue to hold that Laurel Canyon Sound in our hearts, they will guide us through these dark times to their promised new album.

Cancer AIDS and a lit cigarette to the face

I last saw it 2 years ago. Is it edible or just an awesome gag gift?

Who?

hopefully it'll be sufficiently 'EDGY'' or 'GRITTY', and one of the new employees will be an ex-cop who starts selling paper in order to avenge the murder of his wife.

2 Broke Girls makes so much more sense now…

no that's how the last scene made me feel… it was really touching
EDIT: damn I totally forgot that line

the weather here sucks compared to the west coast… hellfire would at least be interesting.

How did they not give you a screener… aren't you like the biggest proponent of this show on the entire internet? I was hitting refresh nonstop for the last 3 hours.

This episode was the opposite of the opposite of Batman…. damn beaten by one minute

aaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!

Maybe he's caught up in a vampire kickboxing movie on TNT.

where is Community?

I think its like what gun advocates believe, if everyone can shoot death beams out of their wands no crimes will happen. Then the one guy tries to take over the world using techniques he apparently learned in class.
Also, Magic could basically do anything, elevating living standards to the point where you could just do

Fadgorp?

Yeah, this site that I spend hours and hours reading each day is total bullshit. I'm never coming here again. (except to check back and see how many likes this comment gets)

Yeah but the first book came out in 1998 and the franchise really ended last year. Plenty of time for original readers to grow up and notice that like five things happened before Harry was born.