My idea for this is, do a remake of the Mark Wahlberg movie ROCKSTAR, but have Max Rebo as the lead character.

That's an insult to blow-up sex dolls everywhere.

Why can't Wedge Antilles get his own spin-off movie? As a huge fan of the Original Trilogy, I always loved that here's this minor character in the background, and yet he survives battle after battle against the Empire through all three movies, just like the lead characters.

Since when is it popular to shit on Saving Private Ryan? It's a great film, honestly I think it's the best war film I've ever seen. And yes, the film was seriously robbed of the Best Picture Oscar.

I was so ready to post "Feels like an Arby's night" after reading this article.

Why can't they be half-sisters?

From the trailers I saw, Bullet To The Head just looked like a generic action flick. I don't think the film flopped necessarily because it stars Sylvester Stallone or because of his age, he has shown in recent years that with the right film he can still be a box office draw again. The film just looked generic, and if…

Sportsdome was a great show, I'm not the least bit into sports yet I still found it hilarious.

Yeah, the credits never changed on The Shield, but regardless I'm glad to hear someone bring up The Shield, just because, damn, it was a phenomenal show. 

"Don't tell me what to do." - Justin Bieber

That's only half an excuse, though. Louie is a writer himself, so during his week on SNL he had ample time to work with the show's writers to spitball ideas and work on sketches. All hosts get the opportunity to do so, whether writers or not. Not being a great actor only goes so far to cover for what was merely an ok…

VICTORY!!!!!

Drive Me Crazy 2: Get Out Of My Dreams, Get Into My Car

I was super excited for Louie C.K.'s episode, but to be honest there was only one great sketch (The Lincoln sketch, which was absolutely brilliant), otherwise it was just a decent episode overal, I really expected better from Louie.

THAT'S A BINGO!!!!! I did say that right, didn't I? That's a bingo?

We interrupt discussion of one Liam Neeson movie to discuss another Liam Neeson movie instead……

Since I'm an old-school fan of Spider-man, I can kinda sorta dig The Rhino showing up as a villian in a supporting role, but in no way can I imagine this being a "lifelong dream role" for Paul Giamatti.

God, every time I hear about a new Brad Bird project, I immediately hope I see the words The Incredibles 2 following his name. Fuck, how does one of the best Pixar movies ever made still not have a sequel yet?

If Kelsey Grammar really is looking to do another comedy series, I'd much rather see him do a live-action Sideshow Bob series.

Wait. Gene Simmons dated Diana Ross?