She rear-ended someone? I'm sure most days, it's the other way around. HEY-OHHH!!!!! 

I'd rather see a tv series based on the real-life rivalry between Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

I'd rather see a tv series based on the real-life rivalry between Eddie Van Halen and Sammy Hagar.

Nice Balls, Cocksucker!

Nice Balls, Cocksucker!

I'm wondering how the screenwriter will include into the movie the woman who has given birth to the most children (that would be 69), the youngest girl ever to give birth (that would be 5 years old), and the guy with the longest fingernails in the world.

I'm wondering how the screenwriter will include into the movie the woman who has given birth to the most children (that would be 69), the youngest girl ever to give birth (that would be 5 years old), and the guy with the longest fingernails in the world.

Yes, well done Hyden. Great article, great series.

Yes, well done Hyden. Great article, great series.

I'd keep an eye on future Slash concerts….. just to see if he comes out wearing about $200,000 worth of jewelry by chance. While wearing a Slash t-shirt to boot. I think that would say everything that needs to be said.

I'd keep an eye on future Slash concerts….. just to see if he comes out wearing about $200,000 worth of jewelry by chance. While wearing a Slash t-shirt to boot. I think that would say everything that needs to be said.

I think the hologram should age throughout the concert, from the spry, young svelte Elvis, to the black-leather comback Elvis, to the fat Elvis, and at the end of the concert, as an encore he dies on the toilet.

I think the hologram should age throughout the concert, from the spry, young svelte Elvis, to the black-leather comback Elvis, to the fat Elvis, and at the end of the concert, as an encore he dies on the toilet.

Steven Seagal (with his old ponytail) as Batman.

Steven Seagal (with his old ponytail) as Batman.

Adrian Grenier as Aquaman: that's the best casting choice I've heard yet! Kudos, sir.

Adrian Grenier as Aquaman: that's the best casting choice I've heard yet! Kudos, sir.

I'll go ahead and prove myself as a major geek here and explain the Boba Fett rocket firing action figure. A year before "Empire" was to be released to theatres, Kenner advertised a promotion for a Boba Fett action figure (a new villian in the next Star Wars movie!) with an actual rocket-firing backpack. All you had…

I'll go ahead and prove myself as a major geek here and explain the Boba Fett rocket firing action figure. A year before "Empire" was to be released to theatres, Kenner advertised a promotion for a Boba Fett action figure (a new villian in the next Star Wars movie!) with an actual rocket-firing backpack. All you had…

Sometimes I think it's a sin/When I think I'm winning when I'm losing again