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I want Katrina to move on so we can get Ichabod/Abigail action. Those two have awesome chemistry. Why would the directors be taunting us with down blouse shots of her if they're never going to bring in that component?

I'm assuming the jacket exists as a fixed point in time, and should last him an eternity.

Regina's marriage might also have saved his kingdom.

Philip and Aurora have probably gotten married. they were engaged before all the various curses.

Yeah, Hook coming to "rescue" belle was days before the curse, so that kind of fits.

After. It seems to also be after everyone went to neverland.

The worst for motionless was Ginger frozen with her arms crossed during the premiere. Bolin and Varrick were talking and she was literally objectified. It was creepy even before the scene where Bolin attacks her.

I agree on the Bolin/Ginger assault craziness. That was a disturbing moment.

He also had firelord shoulder pads. He doesn't usually wear those, right?

Whatever happened to Alexander Siddig?

Don't do it! It is so much worse than once upon a time. Yes the genie is cute, but he's only there for a few minutes. The CGI is terrible. Alice is kind of bland. The red queen is ridiculous, and the timeline makes no sense. It would only have been worth watching if the knave lost his memory once he left storybrook.

It's much worse than the original OUAT.

Perhaps he adopted her. Then we'd know he was evil.

yes, it's after the queen's curse, but it's also in victorian england, so time travel? Which makes the rabbit's obsession with being late even more neurotic.

The toasted marshmallow scene made no sense, as everyone knows s'mores are gooey. It would have made more sense if they were trapped in custard.

Why do we think the date went badly? Wasn't there a good night kiss?

Belgians don't usually have German last names and accents, so there's that.

Giving that she has guards in US prisons in her payroll, I imagine if she really is in prison, she's still running her empire.

Or he's working for Moriarty.

They had sent some actual messages. He mentioned that he got a couple of good ones from her, then a bunch of crazy ones. That, plus her address and same sex marriage stance, led him to believe that her account was compromised.