"TIAGO! WHERE ARE YOU? TIAGO! …………………………………"

We're a couple of letters away from being able to use #Scotchka, and if any show in the world could fit that reference in, it's The Middleman. Or this one, I guess.

Chekhov's Guitar: I think I cracked up at the moment we see the teacher, kids, and parents, because you know that guitar's going to be used in very brief but very due time.

Apparently all seasons will be strictly 13 episodes.

Okay, I'll admit it: I'm the guy who loves plain hummus.

Joshbroom.

He can join Nick Blood and Chord Overstreet in the Improbable Names in the SAG Club.

I was actually thinking about how much Gina Rodriguez reminded me of Tatiana Maslany, with their dimpled, toothy smiles almost spot-on matching. Wonder if they can fit her into OB Season 5.

Man, there needs to be more comments around here. Mike's dress rehearsal analysis was a pitch-perfect piece of comedy that made me feel like I do whenever I see these post-game analyses on TV but moreso, and MPG's enthusiastic delivery sold me on it even if I had no idea what the hell he was talking about. It's…

I was hoping he'd ask a question about why Ross, the largest of the *gets struck by an Anvil*

Interesting theory.

Now I'm thinking about Jason hanging out with Rell and Hi-C and dammit I guess I need to watch Keanu again.

Apparently any thoughts of chastity also died.

To be fair, I had a similar thought.

Bjoern Lerpiss! Looks like a little Pawnee managed to get into Heaven(?) after all.

Schur has made one of his main characters in one of his other shows a gay character of color, not to mention a gay character of color in a position of authority. He is more than prepared for this.

There was also "you scared the man so much he dropped his typewriter!"

Chidi speaks French, as confirmed in the pilot.

I also wonder if Jason actually is Tahani's soul mate. Pinoy Andy seems like the kind of guy who could follow her around like a puppy dog as she takes to enlightening him. Much like Chidi/Eleanor's Pygmalion situation, Tahani can use Jason's progress as a form of self-validation. This is, of course, assuming she…

I like the mentor/protegee chemistry Ginny and Mike have, but he's almost double her age, right? That would be a little squicky to me. If Ginny can find herself a piece off the field, I'd be cool with that. Mike and Amelia have a good groove going ("This is all for me…did you want me to make you something?" earned…