I'm a naturalized Swiss citizen and I sez BRIDGET REGAN OR DIE, HEATHENS!

Also, I don't think Rafael was acting when he was distracted by Petra's legs. If so, I think credit is due, because they are second only to her eyes as the most gorgeous things of which she has two.

Rogelio's alarm (pauses for ten seconds of laughing out loud) is the latest in a long line of glorious things (another ten seconds) of Rogelio. (Yet another ten seconds) I could not stop cracking up and still cannot stop cracking up thinking about it. 2015 comedies better step up their A-game if they want to beat El…

It's bizarre, because I can actually see Sheldon's perspective: to him, there's no question that he's committed to Amy, which is why he doesn't get her need for reinforcement. Which leaves me a bit bothered with why he's held onto the ring—either he never buys one or he presents it immediately, straightforwardly, as…

This is a puppy vest.

It was the greatest secret of them all: Somewhere in Meredith lies a competent secretary!

That plus her Stride of Pride made this back half of the season worth it.

"Bless you, Paul!"
"I am blessed."

If it were that big she wouldn't need the scope.

Jai Wilcox was a viable romatnic lead on Covert Affairs for maybe three or four episodes.

Absolutely. We wanna get rid of the "othering" of Asians, we gotta be anything and everything that goes with the "default" option.

I didn't know she did anything other than The Rape of Nanking. I'll have to look it up.

I've been trying to figure out what that's a reference to. It keeps itching at the back of my mind.

…blanketwrap?

I didn't even realize Grunge was supposed to be Chinese at first, because of the frat bro characterization that's pretty much never done with Asians. The only time he ever did anything remotely Asianish was probably Grunge! The Movie, a book I still love and cherish to this day.

So if we do the math, a kung-fu half-Asian only quarter counts!

The question then becomes was it because there wasn't any chemistry or just not ready for the [insert lazy smug oblique reference to mating of East Asian and African-American peoples here]?

I knew it! People are their avatars!

Dammit, Sendhil Ramamurthy is already in the Hollywood system and I'm reasonably certain if you took him away from Heroes' writing he could actually do something worthwhile!

That scene where he grabs her and gazes into her eyes when he thinks she's coming onto him is genuinely hot.