You're shipping me and Rosa? I wonder how many other people I can get on board with this.

Every single scare chord and jump shot was hilarious. I'm kinda surprised Jake and Sophia didn't mention that as one of the reasons why the place wasn't romantic. I'm sure they could've mined an entire evening of conversation from that.

No, I think they were saying that they wanted Rafael out of the picture and would do whatever they could to do so. I think they were the ones doing something super-shady to force him out of the hotel.

They started it in August and it's been perfectly in character since, so presumably it's either the writers or Jamie Camil himself.

Out of curiosity, did the Czech have Latino accents added to it?

Rafael doesn't have a brother, at least not that we know of. If you're referring to Michael's brother (whom I shall refer to as Mercer Hayes regardless of his actual name), don't forget that he already confessed to stealing cars for a chop shop and throwing Mercer under the bus, which is ostensibly what he was…

Fantastic episode, and for all the reasons stated above. The banter between Nina and Phil—the way they said, "buy me a drink!" in unison, for example, and even the end where Steve apparently got points for trying—was enjoyable.

Not to mention, this show isn't going by real time; everything here has pretty much happened in the span of maybe two weeks (from the discovery of the pregnancy).

I want Petra standing at the front of a canoe, boy toy love interest sitting behind her and watching her admirably, leopard by her side.

*Scene of Terry Crews huddled in the corner, chanting "tick, tick, tick," adorned by a sign marked *UNATTENDED KNOCK-KNOCK JOKE*"

I like the cut of your jib…lets.

Your ideas intrigue me and I would like to subscribe to your subreddit.

Gum helps. A giant load of gum apparently doesn't, from Amy's reaction.

I think "bitter" is a better descriptive of Michael's state, particularly going off that phone call with Xo, and that he has every right to be. It's been all of a day that Jane broke up with him, and she's suddenly receiving giant bouquets from Rafael suggesting they kissed, particularly since she's been trying to…

Sarah Silverman aside, I actually know adorable-looking girls in real life who know damn well how to curse in ways that make sailors blanche.

Episodes 1-8: "Let's give Irving nothing to do and relegate Jenny to the sidelines whenever we can."
Episode 9: "Let's give Abbie and Jenny a focus story and free Irving from the hospital so he can run around and do stuff!"
Episode 10: "What the hell were we on? Let's do what we were doing before."

Oak A, you two, you're gonna make a feller cross with these wood puns, fir peat's sake.

I think the Kindred went to go pick Chris Brody up from his karate lessons.

And that's just the beginning of the foreplay! I like the way you think.

I thought that was Britta's porn name.