I actually liked the fact that she's a recurring guest star. For someone who remembers debating trying to sneak into theaters to watch Species, it's nice to see she's more than just eye candy for teenage me. "MILF of the moment," indeed.

SUP?!?!

Sup?

That's gotta be one hell of a facial shot.

Holy crap, how did I not get that it was "Not GAYLE'S network," not "not Gail's network?" It only took like five viewings considering the joke is like RIGHT THERE.

It took me a second viewing to catch that URL, and yes, comedy gold.

Stark naked in daylight: You can't really discreetly censor things, and emoji as a censor is appropriate given the context (grossly inappropriate nakedness) and show (it's ostensibly centered around social media).

The important thing I'm taking away from this is that Elvis Duran is still on the air. Man, I miss NYC radio.

The premise, maybe, but do telenovelas have the self-awareness that JtV does, or Anthony Mendez narrating?

She said something along the lines of "I barely avoided arrest, thanks to you," which I took to mean "our last meeting kept me from having a proper alibi for Zaz's murder."

Man, the Gillan/Cho chemistry was killing it this week, and maybe the sudden burst of cell phone reception wouldn't have killed the moment if Henry had taken one of the more majestic horses in the stable. That back grab in "Never Block Cookies" was also unexpectedly hot, and this is coming from a guy for whom Karen…

Great Teacher O'Bartleby
Sean T's Sushi
Boys Over Pretty Much Anything Else, Probably

Didja watch the show?

Okay, now that I've sat down and read the review…

THANK YOU FOR COVERING THIS. TVLine can only give me so much.

I think you mean The Dark Knight Rises (2012).

…to drown, since it apparently is a sewer now.

I actually kinda want Fish's mole to be Joker. I don't know how, but make it happen.

Amy doesn't need seatwarmers. Her butt's naturally warm.

"So this must be what it's like to be Santiago."