They are telemarketers, it's not like they have to interact with customers in person.  Why should his hair matter?

I agree that they needed a way hotter au pair.

Thanks Drizzle.

That way he has everything he needs on him to make sandwiches in his mouth.

The sexual frustration can always be quenched by a 17-yr old salmon going bass to mouth…or ass to trout.  Either way works.

It's not really all that untrue.

So you think the waitress will band all of Dennis' old hos together like Carol Brown did to Jermaine?  Charlie could write the music for them to sing.

They were both in the Gang Dances Their Asses Off, but I don't think they had any dialogue together.  There is still time, though.

can I get a "whoa Bundy"

That was always the worst part of the finale to me, that they would go to jail for such a stupid and ridiculous offense.  I didn't mind them ending up in jail, just that the "crime" they committed was a joke, and an unfunny one at that.

Frank the Tank likes to imagine what kind of panties the waitress is wearing.

What if fat Mac started doing his karate moves again?  That would be comedy gold!

Didn't he shoot Doyle McPoyle in season 3, ruining his NFL career?

I love eggs, Charlie! And I love crabs! 
I love boiling denim and bangin who-ores!

We've got a couple more seasons of torturing cricket, and teabagging of course, before he can get his revenge.  When they all die in the final episode, Cricket will be the only one left standing.  You can't kill a street rat who makes it sexy.

Her first name was not Dirty, but she was hotter, though it was close.

Finally one person who hasn't gotten consumed by the AVClubs reviews of just shitting on all of the shows that are reviewed.  Each week, on a lot of different shows, it's all just complaining about what was wrong, and the the comments just pile it on.  This isn't a fucking serious website.  Lighten the fuck up.

Master of karate and friendship for everyone.

Damn, Trolly.  While the overall humor of South Park declined in recent years, this season has been a little better.  Sunny sucked in this episode, but last season was good and this season has had its moments.  And nearly everyone agrees that this season of Curb was the best one in years.

Shouldn't Mac have been more excited to go get something to eat?