I need TP for my bunghole!

@ tibber

Actually, American Dad is fucking horrible. It's by far the worst primetime cartoon of the past 20 years.

Are you fucking serious Milton Berle? Your comment is ridiculous. How could Leno have originated it if Carson did it before him? Dumbass!

Players was good, but Spike TV totally screwed them. They pushed back new episodes for months, then never ended up showing them at all. Its almost like these tv networks try to purposefully ruin the chances of these shows making it. It makes no sense to me.

Ayyy Seamus!

No, but that would be enough sperm to fill two scrapbooks!

Daddy, why is it at night, when you put the barrel of the gun in your mouth, it makes you cry?

The UCB DVD commentaries are great just because you never know what's true. They spend the whole time trying to make each other laugh and come up with more ridiculous lies. It's fantastic.

Didn't you tell mama on her deathbed that you wouldn't be a cop no more?

I enjoyed his comedy back since the mid-90's. I'm pretty sure he was on Conan a shit load of times, and probably Dave too. I not only read his book, but actually own it…it's not bad.

A lot of Dana's trouble started when he had open heart surgery, but they replaced the wrong shit, so they had to do it all over again. That must have sucked.

@joligadi

I can never again hear the word "ejaculate" without thinking of Leon and Larry discussing the stain on the blanket. Leon just trying to understand and pronounce the word is classic.

Not corporations with no liability as we know them today. Those were government-run entities or run by people with everything to lose. That is not what a corproation is today.

It's a shame that this issue has been turned into a liberal/conservative or partisan argument. It's about our freedom and former democracy being bought and paid for. Anyone who actually believes that a corporation (or union or any organization) has the same rights guaranteed to the people in the Constitution is a…

You need to chill out, G. You're bumming out my high.

Seasons 7 and 8 were truly great with very little quality fluctuation. Season 8 just barely edges out season 7 for me, with continuous hilarity each episode, and Frank Grimes, of course. Though season 7 had two of the all-time best episodes in "King Size Homer" and "Homer the Smithers" too.