I can honestly and unironically say E.T.

I have a wife and three kids, so this is absolutely cheaper than 5 tickets. Hell, it's way cheaper than 2 adult tickets and a babysitter, plus I can watch the film on my time after the kids are "in bed" and be able to pause it the inevitable 3-4 times some midget resident needs a cup of water or help finding their…

Nope, it's Jenny McCarthy.

I think I cried just as much, but just compressed into 15 minutes. My patients must think I'm having an emotional breakdown (or reallly high)

For some reason I thought this was about Tommy Lee Jones on a malfunctioning theme park ride. As if he wasn't cranky enough!

How in the hell did I not hear about Phantasm V until 20 months after the teaser trailer was released?

They really dropped the ball at the gun show when after interrupting with "Hey Leslie!!", PC Principal did not follow it with a "SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!"

I absolutely loved Randy's repeated pronunciation of his daughter's name.

Knock on wood.

"I think I've made a huge mistake" - R Howard after viewing TPM

Stegosauri?

It will all really make sense if you rewatch the scene where Jack makes the horse talk by feeding it jellybeans.

Well, maybe your neighbor's mom could pick up the gd check every once in a while!!

"Let me describe to you the mind of a teenage boy. Our….. We……" That's a troubling usage of pronouns Mr. Adams. You kind of lose all authority and set off a whole mess of red flags by essentially admitting that you still view yourself as a teenage boy.

Chicken Tetrazzini.

He is survived by his four children: Alex, Mallory, and the other two nobody cared about,

If 'Multiplicity' taught me anything, it is that when you copy a copy, bad things can happen. Also 'Multiplicity' is better than any of the prequels.

Hopefully they aren't bringing along their original guy who did the monitors.

That Gabriel cover was in the next-to-last season finale. (What should have been the series finale).

He was also good in Little Children, but his character was so irritating, that I feel like I associated the actor too strongly with that character, and everything else I have seen him in brings back an association to that overly handsome irritating character in Little Children. That is, until Fargo. Guy has some…