It's nice to see, two years removed from this article, that Miley turned out OK, and not into a hypersexual 20-year old attention whore

That is how I felt, to.

After watching this show, I feel like there's sand in my cooch.

I imagine Netflix is going to get a big rise in revenue in about 25 days when all of those people who signed up for the free trial forget to cancel.

If there's justice in the world, Pete's gonna die prematurely from being smooshed to death by an actual 200 pound negro prostitute.

This does not even remotely make my comedy balls tingle.

That's like the "King Of Limbs" of tattoos.

That Esquire photo shoot.  Daddy like.

I wound up putting my whole hand on it.

You'd figure a girl named after a pinky in the a-hole would be cool with all the gay stuff.

Nice to see a struggling artist can get some much-needed exposure on the avclub.  How else would anbody hear about this "Beyonce"?  Am I even spelling it right?

Dude needs some tang and a nice steak and then he'd probably relax a bit.

What am I, http://tinyurl.com/aotzxll ?

So he doesn't have sex and he doesn't eat meat.  What the fuck else is there??!?

Yeah, Donaghy's definitely trying to tank it now.

The Duck family is quite similar to the Dukes of Hazzard.  Bo, Luke, Daisy, Coy, and Vance are all cousins to each other and live with Uncle Jesse.  No mention is ever made of Jesse's (at least) five deadbeat siblings that dropped off their kids at his doorstep.

YES!  I came on here to post that exact same observation!! 

Forget DW, I'm stoked about the next installment.  "A SEA MONSTER……ATE MY ICE CREEEEEAM!!!"

I'ma joaquin, I'ma smoaquin, I'ma midnight toaquin

I'ma joaquin, I'ma smoaquin, I'ma midnight toaquin