I dunno. I really liked "For a crazy homeless guy, he's pretty cut."

I dunno. I really liked "For a crazy homeless guy, he's pretty cut."

Earl Scruggs begs to differ.

Earl Scruggs begs to differ.

No, its for teenagers that aren't actually dumb but also aren't anywhere near as sophisticated as they think they are.

No, its for teenagers that aren't actually dumb but also aren't anywhere near as sophisticated as they think they are.

Hie yourself to the intertubes and Google up Mojo Nixon's "Elvis is Everywhere", stat.

Hie yourself to the intertubes and Google up Mojo Nixon's "Elvis is Everywhere", stat.

The absolute dunderheadedness of *every* English character in the book (Victoria was practically frothing at the mouth) always made me wonder what Englishman had peed in HH's cornflakes.

The absolute dunderheadedness of *every* English character in the book (Victoria was practically frothing at the mouth) always made me wonder what Englishman had peed in HH's cornflakes.

I like Fox, but you do realize he is the evil Anti-Elvis, right?

I like Fox, but you do realize he is the evil Anti-Elvis, right?

And: OOOOHhhh YEAH….(chika chikahh)

And: OOOOHhhh YEAH….(chika chikahh)

Ah yes. CSB time: I was in a scene with Helen Slater (who plays the love interest in TSOMS) in the otherwise forgettable Legend of Billie Jean. Said scene was cut (sob).

Ah yes. CSB time: I was in a scene with Helen Slater (who plays the love interest in TSOMS) in the otherwise forgettable Legend of Billie Jean. Said scene was cut (sob).

I loved a lot of Harrison's stuff, but do skip "Stars and Stripes Forever", a very very bad "what if" set during the American Civil War. The main what if being: What if the British Empire not only makes a mistake, but is in fact run by the ridiculously stupid from top to bottom.

I loved a lot of Harrison's stuff, but do skip "Stars and Stripes Forever", a very very bad "what if" set during the American Civil War. The main what if being: What if the British Empire not only makes a mistake, but is in fact run by the ridiculously stupid from top to bottom.

That thing was hilarious. So over the top. Though the ending with the incestuous gay brothers might have been a bit much for people.

That thing was hilarious. So over the top. Though the ending with the incestuous gay brothers might have been a bit much for people.