The best part of the song isn't even MJ. It's my man Vincent Price, tearing it up old school. Forty thousand year old funk, indeed.

Oh snap!

Look, you keep your furry proclivities to yourself, okay?

WTF is "straightwash"? Especially in reference to Glee, which has one of the gayest gay guys ever to gay up the screen. NTTAWWT.

Surprise Twist
I see…dead robots.

Assuming you aren't trolling, did you really watch them ALL? One would have thought one would have been sufficient.

In the trailer it sure looked like she was shooting a .50Cal. at one point. But it was a pretty quick cut, so hard to be sure.

God, I love this site sometimes. Well played, all of you.

Here ya go Baffled, Google can be your buddy…

All this arguing makes me want to read "Roadmarks" by Roger Zelazny again.

"Max Headroom" == Matt Frewer, who was also in a very funny but ultimately shortlived series called "Doctor Doctor." That and that Steven King doorstop turned miniseries.

The run fast after our jorbs!

Always loved the "sexy turn of the century corporate tycoon" costume. Only Sexy Abe Lincoln was better.

Silk Stalkings!
That was one of his? Whoah. Pretty racy for regular cable. Back in the day, anyway.

Bingo, Audience. Even smart and conscentious congresscritters can't know all the details of every piece of leg that comes on the floor. They have to pick areas to specialize in and trust their buddies to tell them how to deal with the rest.

Fuck
…me. I mean really. This is just getting silly.

But lots of Epcot's stuff is indoors, including large chunks of the waiting areas. Air conditioned spaces in a Florida summer == win.

and a plot.

Guillermo Del Toro
is, in fact, working on my kid's One Act Play. One of the donations they need are fake eyeballs. Lots of fake eyeballs.

I think Gleam is on to it; usually Glee's use of autotune is more subtle. This time they did it to make the kids sound more like Britney.