Hoisen sauce? Dude. Just….dude.

I am Spartacus!

Thanks.

Harry, you must reveal where that comes from.

Its true. My kid is brilliant, talented, handsome, athletic (I may be biased here), and even discerning (for an eleven-year old. But he loves the most inane crap as entertainment. And I mean crap not in a "get off my lawn" way.

Damn, that is some seriously rarefied territory.

Probably too late on this, but did you just remember all that Miles, or did you have to look it up? At any rate, I stand corrected. So don't feel too bad Jorge, clearly there is always someone out there geekier than you/me.

I miss that show.

Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no substitute for a knife-wielding cultist, kid.

FAIL Jorge. THACO was a measure of how well you could hit, not a measure of defense. Thus, it would be the fighter/thief's THACO and the minotaurs Armor Class.

I for one am not sick to death of people complaining about game length. I happen to like long epic games, and if short is your thing, there are a lot of free flash game sites that can keep you busy for a while. I've heard good things about Minesweeper.

I know its a cliche`
But not one of you puts in Steppenwolf's "Born to be Wild" at some point? C'mon, its okay, you can be honest.

Dude, college is expensive.

Well Banmar, there's the speaking fees, the endorsement deals, the book advance, the way a certain segment of the American populace (which, while a minority, ain't small — or as small as I would like) salivates over her appearance, the way that same segment pays attention to her rantings, etc. So yeah, there are in…

I'm sure this will branch off into a useful discussion at some point.

Yeah, I read the book after Sum, but really, I should have stopped there.

Even Clancy surprises sometimes. SPOILERS: In Sum of all Fears, the bomb goes off (partially) roasting a football stadium. Then, in whatever that book was, the dude pilots the plane into the Capitol and Jack becomes the President. I wasn't expecting him to do either of those things. That's also when I put Clancy…

Actually, it's not clear it was his vomit. Could have been someone else's. Happens all the time.

Truly, a nasty vein of humor is being mined here…

I'm sorry, but I just can't
fap to this.