A botched operation, like a bad nose job?

A 153mil return on a 60mil investment?  That's not good enough?  Not that I will ever see this.

We don't need you, we can just Tupac up a hologram.

They blocked that caption?  That was the winner in my book!  Too funny.

God hates flags

There's a commenting policy?  Based on the shit I've read posted here I can't imagine what would be out the window.

At least it's only 88 minutes. 

Stop. Collaberte and listen.

So Matt D’Elia = Vincent Gallo?

So Matt D’Elia = Vincent Gallo?

Those tattoos are pretty cool, for a wussy.

Those tattoos are pretty cool, for a wussy.

They should be honored they got Sweded.

They should be honored they got Sweded.

Maybe. I don't know anymore.

Maybe. I don't know anymore.

I'm wearing Katherine Heigls vibrating panties and I lost the remote.

I'm wearing Katherine Heigls vibrating panties and I lost the remote.

Go ahead, throw away your vote!

Go ahead, throw away your vote!