@avclub-ba7ca22b615f4f8a1743406d3550c93a:disqus We used to make Logan's Run references in my office all the time, especially with reference to Medicare and Social Security.  The 29 year olds would all look at us blankly when one of my colleagues said, "Cool!  Do I get the glowing gum drop in my hand?"

It was the RECEPTIONIST, not the BELLBOY!  A bellboy would just be trite and cliched, and thus deserving of DBB's contempt.  But a receptionist (I assume he means desk clerk) can make sure you're not charged for shit from the minibar and can upgrade your room.

Angela Bassett as Ricky Roma.  Loretta Devine as Shelley Levene (or George Arranow).  CCH Pounder as Williamson.   Grace Jones plays Blake/Alec Baldwin - scares the shit out of me (if you want to go young, Kerry Washington, but if Grace Jones saying "Put. That. Coffee. Down." doesn't scare you, nothing will)

Always Be Cross-Dressing

84 12 year old boys whose fathers gave them their old Treos.

Also, Joseph Stalin, Pol Pot and Mao Zedong.

@avclub-5a1c0dcc8243c086c74ee944052f6f0f:disqus and @avclub-152d284f09f019baf5bd08e6f41dd2d4:disqus he was named for the map company.

Duh.  Everybody's heard about the bird.

What about the King Biscuit Flour Hour?  Queen size mattresses?  Prince?

@avclub-98470000dfdbcbccf2c7cd42d80955ae:disqus Listen to WBAI in New York.  It's split between the "crazy people" who believe the plane was a hologram and the "rationalists" who believe the plane was real, but was flown by the US government (in addition to planting charges in the basement to blow up the building.)

Inflamed tear ducts

I've thought that.  The father is some other guy completely.  He's just his creepy friend who gets off on telling teenagers about how much sex he's had.  The last scene is the police hauling him off.

I'm going with Dr. Westphal and Dr. Auslander coming in to find Chad Lowe staring at a snow globe.

3-D House of White Slave Chicks in Smell-o-Rama

Agreed.  "Curtis Edgett, Plainclothes Mountie."  I saw the shows on CBC when I was in college, and 25+ years later, my friend and I still say, "Hey Man, know where I can score some good weed?"

I used to think drowning in a vat of beer would be like heaven

I'm more partial to "High-Q" myself.  What is "Sometimes When We Touch?"

No, I won't.  I have pity on Rerun for being named Rerun.  Not you, you sanctimonious, reflected unearned pity-seeking prick!

Magnavox Odyssey or GTFO

By the end, it was so damn upbeat that my wife and I call it "Suicide is Peppy."