"You Can't Change That," by Raydio.

The name of the place is "Nutty Jerry's," not "Duplicitous Jerry's."  When Jerry tells Southeast Texas that it's the original Beach Boys, he means it, zombie Wilson Brothers and all, dammit!

The name of the place is "Nutty Jerry's," not "Duplicitous Jerry's."  When Jerry tells Southeast Texas that it's the original Beach Boys, he means it, zombie Wilson Brothers and all, dammit!

Not watching your own performance is different than getting pissed when people ask you to play their favorite song.  Someone not watching themselves doesn't really hurt anyone else.  I imagine you probably would beat yourself up with "I could've done that better" or "why did I do that?"  I read a story where Bruce…

Not watching your own performance is different than getting pissed when people ask you to play their favorite song.  Someone not watching themselves doesn't really hurt anyone else.  I imagine you probably would beat yourself up with "I could've done that better" or "why did I do that?"  I read a story where Bruce…

My Year of Fops, I remember that.  Ken Berry played the role, previously played by Roddy McDowall on "The Carol Burnett Show," of the brother who had become a successful author (how Roddy McDowall, who didn't even try to disguise his accent, was related is another issue.)  He gave this whole dramatic speech about…

My Year of Fops, I remember that.  Ken Berry played the role, previously played by Roddy McDowall on "The Carol Burnett Show," of the brother who had become a successful author (how Roddy McDowall, who didn't even try to disguise his accent, was related is another issue.)  He gave this whole dramatic speech about…

Fyodor is right.  Dave, you are wrong.  Samoas are absolutely the best. Don't get me wrong, I can eat a sleeve of frozen Thin Mints.  But Samoas are objectively better.  There are studies performed by scientists or me and my friends, I'm not sure.

Fyodor is right.  Dave, you are wrong.  Samoas are absolutely the best. Don't get me wrong, I can eat a sleeve of frozen Thin Mints.  But Samoas are objectively better.  There are studies performed by scientists or me and my friends, I'm not sure.

So did I.  My sister actually gave me a birthday card with the types of sisters.

So did I.  My sister actually gave me a birthday card with the types of sisters.

You and me both, Big O.  Enough so that my ex-girlfriend once gave me a birthday card that said, "May you children never be put in the brown group."

You and me both, Big O.  Enough so that my ex-girlfriend once gave me a birthday card that said, "May you children never be put in the brown group."

"Fuck!  The Police!"

Trurl and Mistaken Cheese Sandwich, I agree.  I keep trying to read DeLillo, then think, "This is beyond dull and I don't have to read it."  I felt the same way about David Foster Wallace.

Trurl and Mistaken Cheese Sandwich, I agree.  I keep trying to read DeLillo, then think, "This is beyond dull and I don't have to read it."  I felt the same way about David Foster Wallace.

Liked for giving respect to Sid and Marty.  Flagged for misspelling "Puffinstuff."

Liked for giving respect to Sid and Marty.  Flagged for misspelling "Puffinstuff."

Maybe.  She was kind of forced into a corner though, so I don't feel too bad for the friend.

Maybe.  She was kind of forced into a corner though, so I don't feel too bad for the friend.