stories from years of industry experience, being the Next Big Thing and an almost has-been, his wit, his charm and, yes, his oh-so-soothing voice.

I feel stupid, but what does Creepy Chan mean?

Laura looks… ragged. I like her a lot, but damn she looks really past her prime. And she is all of 23?

I agree. A+. I have seen the gerbil-ball-walk, the stilts, the faking Australian accents, but this takes the goddamned cake.

why do I think Allison is going to be surprised and most likely completely unprepared when she wins this?

I am the only one who liked Short Round? The annoying a-hole is that movie was Spielberg's wife.

Honey Blood nailed it.

I H>AT>E the Top Chef Ominous Noise. am watching reruns of the TC season with the brothers (don't tell me who wins, but I am rooting for that little Jennifer - she's scrappy!). That goddamned noise coming in each time Chef Tom whines about "too much ginger"…

I watch it, too. It's amazing how much younger the girls look. And are, I guess.

love that Tyra said some of the models looked like "reality tv people who happened to walk into a shoot with a supermodel".

doesn't she have a newborn?

is stupidity an agenda?

she's afraid of water, and I'm the deep end.
she's like the mailman, and I'm the dog.
she's like herself, and I'm the SATs.

Kentucky Laura has barely been seen :(

Nik - stunning. I think she should have won her season.