"…this five-minute compilation of every zombie kill in the series’ first season…"

Arming the orbital friendship cannon…

You just need somepony to Love and Tolerate the shit out of you.

Supermax prisons and solitary confinement are already in place for prisoners who can't mix in general population.

It was the bridal march at my wedding.

The only nude shot is at night, a veeeeery long shot across a misty swamp. In fact, the people I saw it with noticed nary a nipple.

Amen, but I disagree about the third act. I wasn't bored or irritated at all. I don't think it lost momentum.

Adding to the chorus who enjoyed it tremendously all the way through.

I didn't get tired of it. I thought it sustained the narrative well - in fact, I think it made this type of film look deceptively easy  to make.

Daryl Hannah and Steve Martin have never been more charming than they were in Roxanne.

No, they don't like you going to the bathroom, either.

Great job, AVClub, now I know I hate Taylor Bright! And her flack.

No, you're fucked up.

You've never rolled your eyes at the 'suddenly, for no reason, titties!' convention in horror films? I think that goes to the argument about depicting sex as an organic part of life, not stuck in there because 'everybody likes some titties!' Or, occasionally, 'everybody wants to see this guy's ass!'

Nobody's complaining but you!

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But swearing's fun!

What will become of us without the risk of mild embarrassment? We'll lose our humility, our very humanity!

I'd do him!