Terrific picture! Ha ha, everything but his beard became invisible, if I remember correctly! That would be terrifying, being strangled by a floating beard!

Ha ha, that almost looks like Robocop under that makeup!

Did you know that he had a massive heart attack - for what other kind could he have had - and then pitched forward and crashed through a giant plate glass coffee table in his living room? Well that's what I heard!

Ah ah!

Those two twins who played the security guards in T2 are still alive! Ha ha, they were in Gremlins 2!

Ha ha, what is with the current fad of people portraying elderlies?

It's nice that they got The Pepitones to perform a musical number on the show!

He will be reincarnated as a giant stink bug! This stink bug will be performed by Stephen Lang in a new motion capture suit of James Cameron's invention! Ha ha, great stuff!

Not by ol' Burl!

That second paragraph is all a bunch of crazy nonsense!

I saw it in the theatre too! In a theatre without seats, ha ha! It's true, they were replacing the seats or something, so the whole cinema was just a big, sloped concrete floor (which they had cleaned of course), but were still showing movies! So we sat on our coats and had a slightly unusual viewing experience! Ha…

Butternut wait too long, or someone else will do the remake!

Jimmy LaPage?

What about Toonces!

Yeti nother book about the Abominable Snowman, I see!

Looks like this fellow wasn't able to wait for the levee to break on new Robert Plant information!

Ha ha, I watched a great movie called Loving and Laughing! Terrific picture! And in my spare time, I came up with four fake movie titles! Which one would pull you out to the old mall multiplex the fastest?

It's the John Carpenter movie I always forget even exists, even though I saw it in the theater! It's worth seeing once, because it's John Carpenter! Ha ha!

Ha ha, Band on the Run was my favorite song as a small fry! Any references to p*t smoking in this tune went over my head, I guess!

I know! Ha ha, it's terrible!